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leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

leander-ligo:

lordthundercox:

Yes, it does.

Guys get morning wood because our bladders fill up during the night and begin to press against our prostate, causing arousal. Our dicks don’t just feel the sun coming up and think “My time has come”

likepoetrytofish:

221bthefinalfrontier:

i hope cecil has at some point been walking down the street with carlos in the middle of the day and he looks up and sees

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and just loses it

"IT’S DAYTIME! WHAT IS IT DOING UP THERE, CARLOS? IT’S STILL THERE!! IS IT NOT SATISFIED WITH LOITERING UP THERE BEING ALL FANCY AND ‘OH, LOOK AT ME, I’M THE MOON!’ AT NIGHT, SO IT’S JUST HERE NOW?? THAT JERK!!”

 (via punkscully)

pastelletta:

No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.

pastelletta:

No face is kind of cute when he’s not being terrifying and eating people.

i just got back from comic con and my feet feel like they’ve been stepped on a billion times but all i can think about is the wtnv panel

najmani:

I ship myself with academic success and contentment

davehynes:

What if nobody showed up to the apocalypse. 

saintlukas:

matchless:

*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*

*ok let’s shoot for 21*

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gaijingarrett:

I’ve watched this at least a hundred times.

noamchimpsky:

I think we all know who the ultimate Hot Dad is.

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fuckinglesbian:

thorsies:

having seaweed rub against u when ur swimming in the ocean is like having satan slowly caress ur legs and toes while smiling creepily at u and whispering “mayonnaise”

I feel so uncomfortable

josephicus:

manhatingbabyeater:

loitering is basically the illegal act of existing while not spending money

isn’t capitalism fun

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hophigh:

YOU GUYS TURN ON THE SUBTITLES

AHH I NEED A MINUTE